Thursday, June 03, 2004

Tea Boy

Woke up at 7am. Unfortunately I didn't get out of bed straight away and within a couple of seconds it was 8:12am. I found this slightly upsetting because it meant I had 18 minutes to take a shower, shave, get dressed, eat breakfast, make some sandwiches for lunch, get my stuff together for work and leave the house. I managed to get dressed and leave the house but failed to carry out the other morning tasks. Life would be so much better if I had a tea boy...

Couldn't be bothered to cook when I got home from work so I ate some microwave macaroni cheese that I found in the freezer. It was shit. It's surprising that something as innocent-looking as a plastic container of microwavable food can actually make you want to take your own life.

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